2024-09-10

Set 8 · Episode 681

Cam Patterson

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This set·1 bit·3 beats·0.43 punch density·2.00 tag density

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[Bit 1]

I was in Utah this weekend,

and Mormons like guns, I didn't know that.

They really fuck with guns a lot out there.

Like my homeboy had a brother, he got a gun,

he had a lot of guns in his truck,

and he had like any gun you could think of,

there's like so many guns.

And then, like it was crazy.

And at the back of the truck,

it was also like a first aid kit.

And then when I opened up, it was just more guns.

That was...

I was like, oh, you just an asshole, brother.

When I shoot you, I'ma really kill your ass, dummy.

The funny thing was,

most of his guns had like silencers on 'em,

and that's terrifying, right?

'Cause he's not an assassin, he's an accountant.

You feel what I'm saying?

Why do regular people have guns with silencers on it?

I asked him, I said, hey man,

why don't most of your guns have silencers?

That's kinda crazy.

He was like, well, if you shoot somebody in your house,

You don't wanna call the police.

And I was like, you a murderer.

You're some bad guy.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“A first aid kit implies medical supplies, but reveals more guns.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupI was in Utah this weekend,

setupand Mormons like guns, I didn't know that.

setupThey really fuck with guns a lot out there.

setupLike my homeboy had a brother, he got a gun,

setuphe had a lot of guns in his truck,

setupand he had like any gun you could think of,

setupthere's like so many guns.

setupAnd at the back of the truck,

setupit was also like a first aid kit.

punchlineAnd then when I opened up, it was just more guns.

tagThat was...

tagI was like, oh, you just an asshole, brother.

tagWhen I shoot you, I'ma really kill your ass, dummy.