Fuzzy

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This set·1 bit·4 beats·0.82 punch density·1.25 tag density

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[Bit 1]

Yeah, I grew up Muslim, and the worst part about it is that you don't get a badass leader.

You don't get someone cool like Jesus. He's cool. You guys get that. That's awesome.

I gotta look up to the Prophet Muhammad.

There's no pictures, I don't even know what the fuck

this guy looks like.

Every picture of Jesus, awesome.

Just him at the Last Supper getting fucked up

with his 12 best friends.

That's relatable.

He's cool, dude, he's so cool.

Jesus is so cool, some people say he was black.

There are no cool theories about the Prophet Muhammad, huh?

I got one.

I believe the reason there are no pictures, no photos,

is because he was a fat white girl.

No, stop it, Allah.

No, I feel fat.

And I'll always just start black boyfriend like,

"Nah, you look good, though, bitch!"

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Religious image bans could be a lack of visible role-model charisma.”

Joke Type

reframe

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setupYeah, I grew up Muslim, and the worst part about it is that you don't get a badass leader.

setupYou don't get someone cool like Jesus. He's cool. You guys get that. That's awesome.

setupI gotta look up to the Prophet Muhammad.

setupThere's no pictures, I don't even know what the fuck

punchlinethis guy looks like.