
KT #681 - GREG FITZSIMMONS + SAM JAY
2024-09-10
Set 4 · Episode 681
Goliath
Bucket PullSmall Joke Book
Career avg·3.00 bits/set·4.00 beats/set·0.88 punch density·0.75 tag density·1 set
This set·3 bits·4 beats·0.88 punch density·0.75 tag density·Small Joke Book
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[Bit 1]
My name's Goliath.
My girlfriend calls my dick David.
Still haven't figured out
if that's a compliment or an insult.
But the reason she said she named him that
was because as soon as I get my rocks off,
I pass the fuck out.
[Bit 2]
So I come from a crazy family.
My dad was in the Navy.
My mom was a biker,
so that means my first word was fuck.
[Bit 3]
I have I've always been told that I've got a big mouth, but I
Have bigger personality, but I have a bigger heart both medically and metaphorically
But there's I've always been told nothing small about me except for maybe David, but that's my time. Thank you guys so much 40 seconds I
Bit 1 · Beat 1
Beat Details
Beat Premise
“A biblical enemy's name could be a penis insult.”
Joke Type
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setupMy name's Goliath.
punchlineMy girlfriend calls my dick David.
tagStill haven't figured out
tagif that's a compliment or an insult.