2024-09-10

Set 10 · Episode 681

Joe Filey

Bucket PullMan

Career avg·2.50 bits/set·4.50 beats/set·0.44 punch density·0.82 tag density·2 sets

This set·3 bits·4 beats·0.47 punch density·1.25 tag density

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Skips to 1:37:11 in the episode

[Bit 1]

You know, I've been talking a lot with my friends

about having to talk with my dad.

And my talk went way different than all their talks

'cause like, I sat down, he's like,

"Son, we both know what you look like.

A lot of girls are gonna say no."

And that's okay.

You just gotta get 'em drunk enough

you can hold 'em down with one arm

and cover their mouth with the other.

[Bit 2]

I would never rape a girl.

I only half-raped a girl, like, I had a conjoined twin,

and this bitch had two heads.

Well, no, these bitches had one body, I guess you would say.

It was definitely the best of both worlds.

Like, one head was yelling yes, and the other one was saying no,

and I was like, what more could I ask for?

[Bit 3]

The only thing I could ask for more in that situation

would be a nugget.

There are people laughing, and you got fucked up, Reddit.

A nugget's a chick with no arms or legs.

Like just picture, I could come in here three times

and just throw her in the closet like a sock

until mom finds her.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“A father's dating talk implies encouragement after rejection, but reveals assault instructions.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupYou know, I've been talking a lot with my friends

setupabout having to talk with my dad.

setupAnd my talk went way different than all their talks

setup'cause like, I sat down, he's like,

setup"Son, we both know what you look like.

setupA lot of girls are gonna say no."

setupAnd that's okay.

setupYou just gotta get 'em drunk enough

setupyou can hold 'em down with one arm

punchlineand cover their mouth with the other.