2024-09-10

Set 7 · Episode 681

Kane

Bucket Pull

Career avg·1.00 bits/set·4.00 beats/set·0.43 punch density·1.25 tag density·1 set

This set·1 bit·4 beats·0.43 punch density·1.25 tag density

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[Bit 1]

I used to work at this job.

I had a lot of wasp flying around,

and I swatted at one one time.

I was flying in front of my wife.

And my coworker, they go, "Hey, be careful, man.

You know, when you do that, the wasp,

they'll spray you with a pheromone,

and it lets other wasps know that you're a hitter."

I was like, "Wow, thank God women don't have that feature.

Am I right?"

Like, not for me, like for my uncles and stuff, you know, like they'd be real stinky if that

was the case.

And I just feel like, you know, like pheromones, that's such a crazy concept.

And like if women did have that feature, it just raises the question, like what does a

man that hits women smell like?

Probably like Axe body spray or something, you know.

That's what I would assume.

I think women should have that, you know?

Like, when you buy a car, you can't ask for airbags.

That just comes standard, you know?

That's a safety feature.

So, like, I just picture that.

You're at a bar, right? Like, a woman and a guy's like,

"Hey, can I buy you a drink?"

And you're like, "Yeah, sure.

Nah, I'm okay."

Whoa, you know.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Wasp pheromone marking could be a women's safety feature.”

Joke Type

reframe

Lines

setupI used to work at this job.

setupI had a lot of wasp flying around,

setupand I swatted at one one time.

setupI was flying in front of my wife.

setupAnd my coworker, they go, "Hey, be careful, man.

setupYou know, when you do that, the wasp,

setupthey'll spray you with a pheromone,

setupand it lets other wasps know that you're a hitter."

punchlineI was like, "Wow, thank God women don't have that feature.

tagAm I right?"

tagLike, not for me, like for my uncles and stuff, you know, like they'd be real stinky if that

tagwas the case.