Mackenzie Jewel

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Career avg·3.00 bits/set·3.00 beats/set·0.80 punch density·1.67 tag density·1 set

This set·3 bits·3 beats·0.80 punch density·1.67 tag density·Large Joke Book

Watch Mackenzie Jewel’s set

Skips to 24:06 in the episode

[Bit 1]

All right, guys, this is a bit that I like to do.

I call it if Predator from the movie Predator

was on Chris Hansen's To Catch a Predator.

Predator!

Predator, why didn't you send that text to that girl?

[Bit 2]

I was homeschooled.

I was very socially deprived.

Have you ever been so socially deprived

that when you read Anne Frank you low-key fall in love with her.

'Cause I was reading it and I was like,

I'm like, she's funny, like.

She's not like other girls.

[Bit 3]

I watched so much porn and homeschooling

that when I saw women in real life, I was like,

why you ain't got tentacles, bitch?

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“"Predator" can mean an alien hunter or a sexual offender.”

Joke Type

double-meaning

Lines

setupAll right, guys, this is a bit that I like to do.

setupI call it if Predator from the movie Predator

punchlinewas on Chris Hansen's To Catch a Predator.

tagPredator!

tagPredator, why didn't you send that text to that girl?