
KT #681 - GREG FITZSIMMONS + SAM JAY
2024-09-10
Set 6 · Episode 681
Mitchell MacArthur
Bucket Pull
Career avg·1.00 bits/set·5.00 beats/set·1.17 punch density·0.40 tag density·1 set
This set·1 bit·5 beats·1.17 punch density·0.40 tag density
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[Bit 1]
My name is Mitchell, I'm a fan of pranks.
Not that funny.
I went to a school the other day and I pulled the fire alarm.
I'm genuinely surprised with how organized those blind kids were.
They made out no problem.
A little bit mean, but I am actually glad that I pulled the fire alarm because if I didn't, they wouldn't have seen the fire I started.
I learned a little something while I was at the school of blind the other day. It's actually very cheap to run.
Yeah. No light bill.
Little turn, have you guys ever wondered why you never heard of a school shooter at a blind school?
Too dark in there.
Sometimes I get worried about making too many blind jokes,
but then I remind myself I've never heard of a blind shooter before neither.
So I think I'll be all right.
Bit 1 · Beat 1
Beat Details
Beat Premise
“A fire alarm prank implies blind children panic, but reveals an orderly escape.”
Joke Type
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setupMy name is Mitchell, I'm a fan of pranks.
setupI went to a school the other day and I pulled the fire alarm.
punchlineI'm genuinely surprised with how organized those blind kids were.
tagThey made out no problem.