Darren Jones

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Skips to 31:53 in the episode

[Bit 1]

Talked to Jesus last night.

It was deep. He said they've been trying to come back for centuries but these holes keep

I keep aboard me.

Like, goddamn, it's a crucifixion with some shit,

but them pussy vacuums,

said he tired of going through that shit, man.

He rather just say fuck coming back.

For real, like, shit deep.

He said like, "Nigga's gonna see fire and brimstone

"before you have to settle for some Catholic pussy."

That shit ain't happening.

That shit ain't happening at all.

It's fucked up, man.

Might not ever see the Christ again

'cause of these hoes, man.

Type of shit is that.

It's gonna be damn nation around this motherfucker.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“"Come back" can mean return as Messiah or get born past abortions.”

Joke Type

double-meaning

Lines

setupTalked to Jesus last night.

setupIt was deep. He said they've been trying to come back for centuries but these holes keep

punchlineI keep aboard me.