Birkin Shimp

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Career avg·1.00 bits/set·2.00 beats/set·1.11 punch density·4.00 tag density·1 set

This set·1 bit·2 beats·1.11 punch density·4.00 tag density

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[Bit 1]

Yeah, well, I have a really old dog.

He's like 17 years old.

He's the oldest dog ever.

He's pretty much the Joe Biden of dogs.

He's like going senile, he's kind of walking around,

he doesn't really know where he is.

People ask me, wow, your dog's really old.

How did you get him to stay alive this long?

I just say, well, it's easy.

We just feed him the same dog food that Joe Biden eats.

It's pretty straightforward.

Yeah.

Yeah, it doesn't, the dog food doesn't do much for the retention of cognitive faculties,

but it sure does wonders for prolong senility.

When Russians see my dog, they think, we could probably invade Ukraine right now

and get away with it, let's try.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“An extremely old senile dog is like Joe Biden because both share cognitive decline.”

Joke Type

analogy

Lines

setupYeah, well, I have a really old dog.

setupHe's like 17 years old.

setupHe's the oldest dog ever.

punchlineHe's pretty much the Joe Biden of dogs.

tagHe's like going senile, he's kind of walking around,

taghe doesn't really know where he is.