KT #754 - BERT KREISCHER + RICK INGRAHAM

2026-02-03

Set 9 · Episode 754

Andrew Lowe

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Career avg·2.00 bits/set·2.00 beats/set·0.36 punch density·1.67 tag density·1 set

This set·2 bits·2 beats·0.36 punch density·1.67 tag density·Large Joke Book

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[Bit 1]

Yeah, yeah, so I was told recently, y'all, that I look like Hyde from that '70s show.

And, uh, yeah, I don't know if you keep up with the news or nothing like that, but, uh,

Yeah, just pretty disgusting to be compared to somebody who's a known

Scientologist, you know what I mean guys?

You know because there's nothing worse than that right guys, right?

Now I'm just gonna need to do a couple rapes though. He did do a couple rapes.

So I just like to think that the guy that compared me to him was like I haven't seen him on anything in a while.

Like I love that 70s show. What's he been in? And I was like, I don't know. You're probably not gonna see him in anything actually.

You're probably gonna fucking see him in jail. You'll see him there.

[Bit 2]

But you know what I do fuck with though?

I actually have a question, guys.

I have a question for the audience.

Be honest.

Does anybody out here use the coin star?

Has anybody used the coin star before?

Make some noise.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Broke-ass bitches.

I'm not talking shit though,

'cause I'm a broke-ass bitch, obviously.

I'm a comic, right?

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Danny Masterson implies rape disgust, but reveals Scientology disgust.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupYeah, yeah, so I was told recently, y'all, that I look like Hyde from that '70s show.

setupAnd, uh, yeah, I don't know if you keep up with the news or nothing like that, but, uh,

setupYeah, just pretty disgusting to be compared to somebody who's a known

punchlineScientologist, you know what I mean guys?

tagYou know because there's nothing worse than that right guys, right?

tagNow I'm just gonna need to do a couple rapes though. He did do a couple rapes.

setupSo I just like to think that the guy that compared me to him was like I haven't seen him on anything in a while.

setupLike I love that 70s show. What's he been in? And I was like, I don't know. You're probably not gonna see him in anything actually.

punchlineYou're probably gonna fucking see him in jail. You'll see him there.