KT #754 - BERT KREISCHER + RICK INGRAHAM

2026-02-03

Set 8 · Episode 754

Angel Diaz

Golden TicketMedium Joke Book

Career avg·1.00 bits/set·2.50 beats/set·0.30 punch density·1.42 tag density·2 sets

This set·1 bit·2 beats·0.19 punch density·1.50 tag density

Watch Angel Diaz’s set

Skips to 1:14:10 in the episode

[Bit 1]

Fuck, I actually have a real life question.

Is anyone in here subletting a room?

Fuck me, bro.

God damn.

Does anyone see themselves living with me at all?

Jesus Christ.

All right, well, it's because I have to move out

of my apartment, like, really bad.

Like, all right.

This is a text message thread between, like,

me and my landlord.

I had to write it down.

All right, this is what I said to--

all right.

I said, Mr. Landlord-- no, all right.

I said, Mr. Landlord Man, can you please come tomorrow

between 10 AM and 1 PM to fix the AC unit?

And this is what he said.

He said, "You short little Mexican man."

No, I'm kidding.

I'm kidding.

He didn't say that.

He said, "I am doing a live stream set on the radio.

Please, oh fuck, please tune in online

and I will come around for,

you won't believe who the fuck is a DJ."

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Nobody wants to live with me is widely understood but rarely said aloud.”

Joke Type

elephant-in-the-room

Lines

setupFuck, I actually have a real life question.

setupIs anyone in here subletting a room?

punchlineFuck me, bro.

tagGod damn.

tagDoes anyone see themselves living with me at all?

tagJesus Christ.