KT #754 - BERT KREISCHER + RICK INGRAHAM

2026-02-03

Set 6 · Episode 754

Dedric Flynn

Bucket PullBlackMan

Career avg·2.18 bits/set·4.36 beats/set·0.39 punch density·1.33 tag density·11 sets

This set·3 bits·5 beats·0.53 punch density·0.60 tag density

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Skips to 57:18 in the episode

[Bit 1]

Guys, I hate the Greyhound.

I'm so glad I don't gonna take the Greyhound no more.

One time a nigga with no arms stole my wallet.

I'll say it again.

A nigga with no arms stole my wallet.

And the only reason why I called him

because my wallet was in my hoodie

'cause it was cold out and I felt that nigga

big toe scrape across my tummy.

And then while I woke, that shit was right there

in between his thumb toe, I don't know what you call it,

but his thumb toe and his index toe

was gripping that motherfucker.

And he got strong legs, he got nice legs

'cause you know how like Daredevil, his eyes don't work,

so his ears is stronger, so his arms is his legs.

So when I tried to grab that shit, I had to like, tug a--

You know, I had to tug a war with this nigga.

Then I started wrestling my wallet away.

He talk about, "You cheating, you cheating,"

'cause I had to use my arms and my legs...

to get it away.

It's just when I finally got it,

I stood up with my wallet, and he stood up with me,

but he was wearing a hoodie, too,

with no arms. His arms was dangling.

So when he stood up, he was like,

"What are you gonna do? Snitch?"

I was like, "No, nigga, we still got eight hours on this bus.

I can't snitch."

[Bit 2]

How dare you? 'Cause the other thing is,

when I ride the Greyhound, I got my gun on me,

and they tell you, "You can't ride with your gun.

You won't get in trouble. Go to court.

Go to court." If you tell judges, like,

"Why'd you have your gun?" I was like,

"I want a Greyhound," and I got all of my teeth.

They'll be like, "Aquit it every single time."

'Cause if I had woken up,

and that nigga had stole my wallet with my gun,

ain't nobody going--

Ain't nobody going nowhere until I find my Transformers Velcro wallet.

[Bit 3]

I got a Velcro wallet because I want people to hear me at least try to pay for something.

Everybody within H and T and V, when you hear that shh, you're like, "He did his best that he could."

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“An armless thief could be a toe pickpocket.”

Joke Type

reframe

Lines

setupGuys, I hate the Greyhound.

setupI'm so glad I don't gonna take the Greyhound no more.

punchlineOne time a nigga with no arms stole my wallet.

punchlineI'll say it again.

tagA nigga with no arms stole my wallet.

setupAnd the only reason why I called him

setupbecause my wallet was in my hoodie

setup'cause it was cold out and I felt that nigga

punchlinebig toe scrape across my tummy.

setupAnd then while I woke, that shit was right there

setupin between his thumb toe, I don't know what you call it,

setupbut his thumb toe and his index toe

punchlinewas gripping that motherfucker.

setupAnd he got strong legs, he got nice legs

setup'cause you know how like Daredevil, his eyes don't work,

punchlineso his ears is stronger, so his arms is his legs.