Set 10 · Episode 592
Gina Hyena
Bucket PullWomanWhite
Career avg·3.50 bits/set·5.50 beats/set·0.53 punch density·1.34 tag density·2 sets
This set·2 bits·4 beats·0.59 punch density·2.25 tag density
Watch Gina Hyena’s set
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[Bit 1]
I'm turning 36 this year, which is the grossest thing about me.
And I want kids, but I can't afford a ramp in my New York apartment.
So I think I'm going to have to adopt.
I think that's a cheat code.
The kids come with all the software downloaded.
They know how to eat.
They know how to sleep.
They know how to do all that shit.
And I'm going to get one from out east because they're better.
They're just better.
Your car is foreign.
[Bit 2]
Check out Ling Ling.
She's doing the dishes.
She's going to hem my pants after.
Let me know if you need anything.
And I'm gonna make it like a Tom McGotchy situation,
like my own little Pokemon.
Like I'm gonna buy a plane ticket,
I'm gonna go right to China,
go right to the Apple factory,
get one from the suicide net.
That's how you know he's the hardest worker.
I'm not flying all the way over there for a fucking dud, okay?
I actually found out this is very expensive,
you'd think it would be cheaper, right?
I found it's very expensive to get a kid from China,
So I'm just gonna go a cheaper route.
I'm just gonna go down to the border
and get one that's crate trained.
Bit 1 · Beat 1
Beat Details
Beat Premise
“Wanting kids but citing an unaffordable ramp implies poverty, but reveals only a logistical baby barrier.”
Joke Type
misdirectLines
setupI'm turning 36 this year, which is the grossest thing about me.
punchlineAnd I want kids, but I can't afford a ramp in my New York apartment.
tagSo I think I'm going to have to adopt.