2025-02-18

Set 13 · Episode 707

Ari Bante

Bucket Pull

Career avg·2.00 bits/set·6.00 beats/set·0.26 punch density·0.50 tag density·1 set

This set·2 bits·6 beats·0.26 punch density·0.50 tag density

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[Bit 1]

I took the bus last week

and I sit in the back of the bus

and I think I'm alone on the bus.

Until at one point I looked to the front

and there's another guy there

and he has the down,

Syndrome.

I'm not saying nothing bad about him.

He just got it.

And he notices me too.

And he starts playing the game with me

of whoever looks away first.

Is a pussy.

And you know me dog,

If you wanna fuck with me, I'll fuck you back.

So I stare this motherfucker down

and we keep going.

I missed my stop.

Now who's retarded, huh?

And it was one of those buzzes,

you know where the middle part has this slinky accordion

So every time the bus would turn,

me and my guy would lose each other.

And then every time it's straightened out...

There he is.

And me and my guy, we like both at the same time.

We like, "Both look at the tits."

And, brother, when we looked back at each other...

The connection we had?

That's how perverted men are.

It's in our DNA.

'Cause I got a high school diploma,

and he thinks mirrors are another room.

But at that point, we were both like,

so ladies, get those milkers out

and bring this country together.

[Bit 2]

The only moment we broke eye contact

was because in one of the bus stops,

from the middle door, a lady

enters the bus and she has, I don't even know how to say this, but she's got...

...

They were so big that the tits were on the bus, she almost missed it, you know what I'm saying?

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Having 'the down' implies an insult, but reveals Down syndrome.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupI took the bus last week

setupand I sit in the back of the bus

setupand I think I'm alone on the bus.

setupUntil at one point I looked to the front

setupand there's another guy there

setupand he has the down,

punchlineSyndrome.

tagI'm not saying nothing bad about him.

tagHe just got it.