Ashley Palmer

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This set·2 bits·4 beats·1.29 punch density·1.25 tag density

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Skips to 2:22:49 in the episode

[Bit 1]

- I'm a doctor in Canada,

which means the government pays me

to stick my finger at people's butts.

Yeah, go to work, love though.

[Bit 2]

Yeah, morphine is addictive.

Western medicine tried to solve this with heroin.

Oops.

It was sold over the counter to treat coughs in children.

It worked, you know?

It also helped kids learn how to write a lowercase N.

- N is for nap time.

N is for Nancy didn't wake up from nap time.

But don't worry, morphine's been replaced,

I'm sorry, don't worry, heroin's been replaced

by its non-addictive cousin, fentanyl.

Modern medicine, we just keep getting better.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Canadian medicine could be government-funded butt touching.”

Joke Type

reframe

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setup- I'm a doctor in Canada,

setupwhich means the government pays me

punchlineto stick my finger at people's butts.

tagYeah, go to work, love though.