Eric Bell

Bucket Pull

Career avg·1.50 bits/set·3.00 beats/set·0.27 punch density·0.38 tag density·2 sets

This set·2 bits·4 beats·0.41 punch density·0.75 tag density

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[Bit 1]

So my oldest dar just turned 13 recently

and into a little bitch.

Does it still legal in the state to attempt

to sell your child to a wealthy old childless couple?

Even if they're white?

What?

She gets a new and better life and get a new Corvette 3LT.

I told that one online.

I didn't go viral.

I did get a ha ha like, however, a friend request

in the comment asking, where can we

see more of your material?

From Texas Child Protective Services.

[Bit 2]

Ladies, I'm dating.

I get it.

All right, I've been collecting ice for a feedback

from you ladies for a long time now.

I get this, it's not the face of his closing ass with you.

But you have to be so goddamn mean about it.

A woman told this to me recently.

This wasn't a date.

It was just over the phone,

me and trying to live free out in the wild.

She said, "Eric, your looks are not that special."

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Turning thirteen implies a milestone, but reveals becoming unbearable.”

Joke Type

misdirect

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setupSo my oldest dar just turned 13 recently

punchlineand into a little bitch.