2025-02-18

Set 6 · Episode 707

Ian Sharpe

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Career avg·1.00 bits/set·2.00 beats/set·0.17 punch density·1.00 tag density·1 set

This set·1 bit·2 beats·0.17 punch density·1.00 tag density·Small Joke Book

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[Bit 1]

So the other day, I was walking around town.

And believe it or not, I saw a real-life Nazi just standing

there, broad daylight, full uniform,

table full of propaganda.

So I knew what I had to do.

I said, not in my town.

So I walked right up to that Nazi,

punched her right in the face.

Beat the shit out of her.

Don't worry, I wasn't any danger.

She was way smaller than me.

Like suspiciously small, you know?

She was about five, six years old.

But listen.

If you're old enough to wear that uniform in public,

you know, the infamous Nazi uniform

with the green skirt and the beret

and the sash covered in war metals.

If you're old enough to wear that, you're old enough to get punched in the face by a

grown man and get all of your cookies stolen.

All right, now listen, folks.

I'm no hero, all right?

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Punching a Nazi implies bravery, but reveals assaulting a child.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupSo the other day, I was walking around town.

setupAnd believe it or not, I saw a real-life Nazi just standing

setupthere, broad daylight, full uniform,

setuptable full of propaganda.

setupSo I knew what I had to do.

setupI said, not in my town.

setupSo I walked right up to that Nazi,

setuppunched her right in the face.

setupBeat the shit out of her.

setupDon't worry, I wasn't any danger.

setupShe was way smaller than me.

setupLike suspiciously small, you know?

punchlineShe was about five, six years old.