2025-02-18
Set 3 · Episode 707
Jenna Sparrow
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Career avg·3.00 bits/set·3.00 beats/set·0.43 punch density·1.00 tag density·1 set
This set·3 bits·3 beats·0.43 punch density·1.00 tag density
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[Bit 1]
It's like the Christmas of sports, right?
I think it is.
Actually, we don't celebrate football at my house.
Here's a joke that I wrote about my experience
dating an NFL player.
How can you tell the difference in between a girl
that just fucks an NFL player
versus a girl that actually dates an NFL player?
It's where her bruises are located.
Like fun places are like, you know, that's how you know he loves you, right?
[Bit 2]
Every time I hear a guy say that dating is hard, I'm like, trust me, it could be harder.
Try wearing a turtleneck in July.
Very difficult, okay.
[Bit 3]
No, I have this thing about me, like, if I love you, I'll put up with anything.
It's called a Nicole Brown Simpson attachment style.
Attachments, that's the clinical term, I think.
Bit 1 · Beat 1
Beat Details
Beat Premise
“Bruise locations could be relationship status.”
Joke Type
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setupIt's like the Christmas of sports, right?
setupActually, we don't celebrate football at my house.
setupHere's a joke that I wrote about my experience
setupdating an NFL player.
setupHow can you tell the difference in between a girl
setupthat just fucks an NFL player
setupversus a girl that actually dates an NFL player?
punchlineIt's where her bruises are located.
tagLike fun places are like, you know, that's how you know he loves you, right?