Josh Castro

Bucket Pull

Career avg·2.00 bits/set·3.00 beats/set·0.47 punch density·1.75 tag density·2 sets

This set·2 bits·4 beats·0.62 punch density·1.00 tag density

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Skips to 13:45 in the episode

[Bit 1]

I believe we're at a civil war.

Yeah, it's gonna happen.

It's gonna start here in Texas.

And it's gonna start with breakfast tacos.

Austin tries to be the capital of the world

with breakfast tacos, it's not gonna happen.

You put kale inside of a tortilla and call it a taco.

It's not a fucking taco, you gentrified food.

[Bit 2]

What's next, conspiracy themed restaurants, right?

You order a Kennedy burger, just comes with a top off.

Hillary hot dogs with a side of suicide sauce?

What if you had the Epstein tacos, right?

Where do you find that?

Right under the kids menu?

He's dead, you know that, right?

Yeah, he just puts kale inside of a tortilla.

You can't fucking call it a taco, man.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Civil war implies armed conflict, but reveals a breakfast taco dispute.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupI believe we're at a civil war.

setupYeah, it's gonna happen.

setupIt's gonna start here in Texas.

punchlineAnd it's gonna start with breakfast tacos.