Wes Bullens

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This set·3 bits·4 beats·0.39 punch density·0.75 tag density·Small Joke Book

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[Bit 1]

- Am I the only one that always gets jump scared

by Valentine's Day?

It's the same day every year, guys.

[Bit 2]

It's a day to just be sad as fuck, you know?

Think about all the past trauma

from your last relationships.

Valentine's Day is like my day of Holocaust Remembrance Day

because every relationship I've been in

has just been completely over exaggerated,

if not just made up.

Joking around, guys.

I'm not Elon Musk for just having some laughs,

having some drinks.

[Bit 3]

At least I'll see you guys drinking here.

I actually went sober.

That was my New Year's resolution to go sober.

It's a good thing, right?

Yeah. It's a good thing.

No. No, that shit sucks.

It's just you and everything you hate about yourself,

trapped together all weekend long.

You start looking forward to Monday?

It's rough man. I challenge you guys go to a dive bar sober and actually see what it's

like. It's traumatizing. It's like Valentine's Day and the Holocaust every single weekend.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Valentine's Day both arrives predictably and yet still jump-scares people.”

Joke Type

contradiction

Lines

setup- Am I the only one that always gets jump scared

setupby Valentine's Day?

punchlineIt's the same day every year, guys.