Zach Myers

Bucket Pull

Career avg·1.00 bits/set·4.00 beats/set·0.55 punch density·0.50 tag density·1 set

This set·1 bit·4 beats·0.55 punch density·0.50 tag density

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[Bit 1]

So recently I've been banging this cancer bitch.

Yep.

But she's not one of those leukemia hoes.

She was just born in July.

The issue with her, though, is she does have cancer,

and I'm just not into that.

How much can you expect me to care

when I can't get to second base because she's already

at stage four?

They cut her tits off too quick.

And a lot of my buddies will be like,

"Well, why are you even into her, bro?"

And I tell them, you know, it's simple.

As an Arabic, I find it sexy how easily she got in the terminal.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“"cancer bitch" can mean a woman with cancer or a Cancer-sign woman.”

Joke Type

double-meaning

Lines

setupSo recently I've been banging this cancer bitch.

setupBut she's not one of those leukemia hoes.

punchlineShe was just born in July.