2025-09-30

Set 7 · Episode 737

Hell's Bells

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Career avg·1.00 bits/set·1.00 beats/set·0.06 punch density·0.00 tag density·1 set

This set·1 bit·1 beat·0.06 punch density·0.00 tag density·Small Joke Book

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[Bit 1]

I'm a quirky person and have a very big habit

of making an awkward situation much more awkward.

For example, when I went back to school,

I went to school with this guy named Alex.

Alex came back from summer break as Alexa.

So a bunch of us decided we were gonna take Alexa out

for lunch and celebrate this new transition.

Well, our heterosexual young man server

was really having a hard time with this.

Alexa, bless her heart, was really trying to make the situation a little bit more lighthearted.

She leans into the table for the rest of us and says in her high pitched voice, "You know,

I'd really like to just ask him, 'Can I have a cup of water, please?'"

The rest of the table just laughed tails off.

"What do I say?

You don't have the balls!

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“"You don't have the balls" can mean lacking courage or literally lacking testicles.”

Joke Type

double-meaning

Lines

setupI'm a quirky person and have a very big habit

setupof making an awkward situation much more awkward.

setupFor example, when I went back to school,

setupI went to school with this guy named Alex.

setupAlex came back from summer break as Alexa.

setupSo a bunch of us decided we were gonna take Alexa out

setupfor lunch and celebrate this new transition.

setupWell, our heterosexual young man server

setupwas really having a hard time with this.

setupAlexa, bless her heart, was really trying to make the situation a little bit more lighthearted.

setupShe leans into the table for the rest of us and says in her high pitched voice, "You know,

setupI'd really like to just ask him, 'Can I have a cup of water, please?'"

setupThe rest of the table just laughed tails off.

setup"What do I say?

punchlineYou don't have the balls!