Set 9 · Episode 592
Katie Felton
Bucket PullWoman
Career avg·2.00 bits/set·4.00 beats/set·0.11 punch density·0.00 tag density·1 set
This set·2 bits·4 beats·0.11 punch density·0.00 tag density
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[Bit 1]
My New Year's resolution is to get my nipples pierced.
Thank you, I am an American hero.
When I say that though,
I think most people think it's for kinky reasons.
It's actually for modesty purposes.
I'm gonna put a little curtain on that rod
so nobody can see my areola.
I like to smoke weed though,
so I put a beaded curtain on there when I get high
so people still know I'm cool.
[Bit 2]
2022 was a hard year.
I have depression.
I wasn't sure if this was gonna be my last year,
but I like to be prepared,
so I carry around my last wishes
just in case anything happens to me.
Can I brought them here today to share with you guys
if that's okay?
Thank you.
Jet Ski, would you like to pick a color?
Your options are red, blue, pink or green.
Pink, P-I-N-K.
Your options are one, four, five and eight.
- I'll go with eight.
- Oh, good choice.
To my friends, just because I saw no point to living
doesn't mean you should too.
- My tragedy, my tragedy gives you
a one year pass for sympathy sex, good luck.
Bit 1 · Beat 1
Beat Details
Beat Premise
“Nipple piercing implies kinky motivation, but reveals a modesty curtain for the areola.”
Joke Type
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setupMy New Year's resolution is to get my nipples pierced.
setupThank you, I am an American hero.
setupWhen I say that though,
setupI think most people think it's for kinky reasons.
setupIt's actually for modesty purposes.
setupI'm gonna put a little curtain on that rod
punchlineso nobody can see my areola.