2025-09-30

Set 9 · Episode 737

Isaac Butterfield

Bucket PullLarge Joke Book

Career avg·2.00 bits/set·3.00 beats/set·0.03 punch density·1.33 tag density·1 set

This set·2 bits·3 beats·0.03 punch density·1.33 tag density·Large Joke Book

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Skips to 1:46:45 in the episode

[Bit 1]

I tell you what, I'm learning a lot

about this beautiful city.

It's fantastic, it's gorgeous.

I was walking down Sixth Street.

I saw a lady on her back and I saw her pussy.

That was fantastic.

Wonderful to see.

I tell you what though, she was like,

the full legs spread.

I felt like I was in Dallas though.

It was an interesting pussy.

It looked like JFK's exit wound.

It was full-eyed.

It was, no it was, it was crazy.

There was a big old flap going over a Waymo.

I saw Jackie Kennedy chasing.

[Bit 2]

Although I've been hearing some...

I know this is a very progressive town, sir, with your pink hair. Fantastic. Good stuff.

Um, very progressive.

I saw that, uh, Barbie recently released a Down Syndrome Barbie doll,

which is very, very interesting.

There was a lot of other Barbie dolls as well.

There was a black Barbie doll. There was an Asian Barbie doll.

There was a Barbie doll in a wheelchair.

That was a cross-promotion with hot wheels, which is interesting.

But the Down Syndrome Barbie doll was my favourite.

Uh, it had this...

It was expensive.

I wouldn't buy it, personally.

Just put the regular Barbie doll in the microwave

for 25 seconds, you get the same result.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“A cat's vagina is like JFK's exit wound because both are gruesome openings.”

Joke Type

analogy

Lines

setupI tell you what, I'm learning a lot

setupabout this beautiful city.

setupIt's fantastic, it's gorgeous.

setupI was walking down Sixth Street.

setupI saw a lady on her back and I saw her pussy.

setupThat was fantastic.

setupWonderful to see.

setupI tell you what though, she was like,

setupthe full legs spread.

setupI felt like I was in Dallas though.

setupIt was an interesting pussy.

punchlineIt looked like JFK's exit wound.

tagIt was full-eyed.

tagIt was, no it was, it was crazy.

tagThere was a big old flap going over a Waymo.

tagI saw Jackie Kennedy chasing.