2025-09-30

Set 2 · Episode 737

J.J. Alexander

Bucket Pull

Career avg·1.00 bits/set·3.00 beats/set·0.03 punch density·0.00 tag density·1 set

This set·1 bit·3 beats·0.03 punch density·0.00 tag density

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Skips to 32:21 in the episode

[Bit 1]

- I just watched the new Superman movie,

and me and my friend were walking out, and he's like,

"You know what? There's no way anyone would fall for that.

Like, just using glasses as his guys.

Like, he just puts a pair of glasses on,

and everyone thinks he's a totally different person.

No one's done enough to fall for that."

I looked at my friend, I'm like,

I know the glasses are a good disguise

'cause I have to use my glasses as a disguise every single day.

Like, with my glasses on, you might be like,

"Oh, this is like a kind of cute nerdy guy.

Glasses off.

It looked like I ate crayons for the flavor."

Glasses on.

History teacher with autism.

Glasses off, Matt Damon with Down Syndrome.

Glasses on, kind chick fillet manager.

My pleasure. How are we doing tonight, folks?

What's going on?

Glasses off, Arby's manager.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Wearing glasses implies a cute nerd, but reveals a crayon-eating face.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setup- I just watched the new Superman movie,

setupand me and my friend were walking out, and he's like,

setup"You know what? There's no way anyone would fall for that.

setupLike, just using glasses as his guys.

setupLike, he just puts a pair of glasses on,

setupand everyone thinks he's a totally different person.

setupNo one's done enough to fall for that."

setupI looked at my friend, I'm like,

setupI know the glasses are a good disguise

setup'cause I have to use my glasses as a disguise every single day.

setupLike, with my glasses on, you might be like,

setup"Oh, this is like a kind of cute nerdy guy.

setupGlasses off.

punchlineIt looked like I ate crayons for the flavor."