J.P. Hinsdale

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Career avg·3.00 bits/set·3.67 beats/set·0.34 punch density·0.31 tag density·3 sets

This set·2 bits·3 beats·0.33 punch density·0.67 tag density

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Skips to 1:35:56 in the episode

[Bit 1]

See a lot of couples in the audience.

That's what's up.

I'm single.

Shut the fuck up.

I'll jump.

Okay?

I warned you.

No, man, it's, if you are with somebody, stay.

Like, stay where you are.

I'm out here in the wilderness.

There's nothing out here for you.

It's just darkness on the edge of town.

[Bit 2]

I was out with a girl recently, and she said,

"If you're lucky, I'll give you herpes tonight."

I had to tell her I wasn't ready for that kind of commitment.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Announcing singleness implies pity, but reveals a suicidal threat.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupSee a lot of couples in the audience.

setupThat's what's up.

setupI'm single.

setupShut the fuck up.

punchlineI'll jump.

tagOkay?

tagI warned you.