Jeremiah Bishop

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Career avg·2.00 bits/set·2.00 beats/set·0.15 punch density·0.00 tag density·1 set

This set·2 bits·2 beats·0.15 punch density·0.00 tag density·Small Joke Book

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[Bit 1]

So I just celebrated four months of sobriety.

The proper response is to bow.

I'm better than you.

[Bit 2]

No, but I had to get sober.

I loved cocaine way too much.

Can we just at least agree cocaine

is the gayest drug you can do?

Because how's it gonna start? Me and you, sir. We're gonna get a bag.

We go to the bathroom. We pray nobody finds us.

How does it end? 6 o'clock in the morning.

We're gonna talk about our hopes, our dreams, our goals, our aspirations.

How we would love to open a beautiful little breakfast nook in Wisconsin.

We might as well just suck each other's cocks at that point.

It would be way less gay.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Announcing sobriety implies humble support, but reveals demanded reverence.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupSo I just celebrated four months of sobriety.

setupThe proper response is to bow.

punchlineI'm better than you.