Tommy Tickles

Bucket Pull

Career avg·4.00 bits/set·4.33 beats/set·0.55 punch density·0.49 tag density·3 sets

This set·3 bits·3 beats·0.11 punch density·0.67 tag density

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Skips to 1:10:37 in the episode

[Bit 1]

-Y'all mind to guess that I'm an amateur taxidermist?

I'm an amateur 'cause nobody's paying me

to kill and stuff all these cats.

[Bit 2]

I'm not a very good negotiator.

When I first met the future Mrs. Tickles,

I was like, "I like to have sex

"when I wake up in the morning.

"I like to have sex before I go to bed at night.

"And on the weekends,

"I like to have sex three or four times a day."

And she was like,

"How about a blowjob on your birthday?"

"Okay."

14 blowjobs later and I'm still married.

[Bit 3]

I always pay my bills, maybe not on time.

I've never reneged on a bet.

I did give a fuck play to black guy twice.

Down at the dog track.

I always pay my debts, I'm not a reneger.

If anybody would have called me a reneger,

I would be pissed.

What the fuck did you just say?

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Amateur taxidermy implies a harmless hobby, but reveals unpaid cat killing.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setup-Y'all mind to guess that I'm an amateur taxidermist?

setupI'm an amateur 'cause nobody's paying me

punchlineto kill and stuff all these cats.