2024-10-22

Set 2 · Episode 688

Mark Pugh

Bucket PullBlackMan

Career avg·5.00 bits/set·5.00 beats/set·0.57 punch density·1.40 tag density·1 set

This set·5 bits·5 beats·0.57 punch density·1.40 tag density

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Skips to 13:14 in the episode

[Bit 1]

Hey, white people, how y'all doing?

All right, fuck y'all.

[Bit 2]

I just moved to Austin to do stand-up comedy.

I'm gonna move back.

I don't like none of this shit y'all got going out here.

This shit weird as hell.

[Bit 3]

I like, you know, they say, "Oh, keep Austin weird.

We can stop.

Y'all don't need to get weird.

No more."

[Bit 4]

Yeah, y'all, liberal.

I'm cool with liberal shit, but all the fucking restaurants want to say the trees and shit,

they toilet tissue hard as fuck.

So when I wipe my ass, I'm like,

"Bitches, is that blood?

I think I'm on my period."

[Bit 5]

I'm from Louisiana, and all the white girls

got big booties in Louisiana.

I came out here with no booties.

I'm lying, I seen one white girl on Sixth Street last week.

She had a fat ass, but I ain't wanna say nothing to her,

'cause her head was...

She was bald-headed, and I didn't wanna say nothing,

but she looked so good from behind,

so I was like, "I'ma say something."

So I walked up to her, and I tapped on the shoulder.

I was like, "Excuse me, ma'am.

"Can I have a moment of your time?"

And she turned around, I was like,

"Nigga, that's Joe Rogan."

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Greeting white people implies friendliness, but reveals immediate hostility.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupHey, white people, how y'all doing?

punchlineAll right, fuck y'all.