2024-07-30

Set 4 · Episode 674

Bobby Brown Jr.

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Career avg·2.00 bits/set·4.00 beats/set·0.22 punch density·0.25 tag density·1 set

This set·2 bits·4 beats·0.22 punch density·0.25 tag density

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Skips to 41:27 in the episode

[Bit 1]

Thank you, but when I was a kid, I had a different dream.

Yeah, I really wanted to be an actor when I was a kid.

I used to beg my mom.

I was like, "Mom, please, let me audition

"for Nickelodeon, please, mom."

Yeah, little did I know.

I was begging to get fucked.

You all see the Nickelodeon documentaries?

It's kinda crazy, man.

They had all kinda weird requirements.

Dan Snyder said, "Apparently, if you wanna be on

"Nick at night, you gotta start taking Dick at night."

Yeah, when they said get slime,

nigga, they meant get slime.

[Bit 2]

Netflix offered those people three million dollars

to tell the stories about what happened to 'em, you know?

And when the documentary came out,

my mom made me watch it with her, right?

was like, "Look, Bobby, look what I saved you from."

I had to remind her, Ma,

these people just made $3 million.

You didn't save me, Ma, you cock-blocked me.

That's what happened.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Begging for child-actor auditions implies pursuing fame, but reveals seeking abuse.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupThank you, but when I was a kid, I had a different dream.

setupYeah, I really wanted to be an actor when I was a kid.

setupI used to beg my mom.

setupI was like, "Mom, please, let me audition

setup"for Nickelodeon, please, mom."

setupYeah, little did I know.

punchlineI was begging to get fucked.