Chloe LaBranch

Bucket PullWoman

Career avg·3.00 bits/set·3.00 beats/set·0.29 punch density·0.33 tag density·1 set

This set·3 bits·3 beats·0.29 punch density·0.33 tag density

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Skips to 1:09:19 in the episode

[Bit 1]

- I hope you guys don't mind if I start with a light joke.

Okay, cool.

I went home with this guy the other night

and he started raping me.

But then I looked up and I saw he had a Yale diploma

hanging over his bed and I was like,

"Nah, he's fucking me."

[Bit 2]

I was thinking about the women

who are fucking the hijackers in 9/11.

I feel like women always give men

the benefit of the doubt, you know?

They're probably like, "Ah, they're on a boys' trip."

We know who did it, relax.

[Bit 3]

As a woman, I'm really sick of pedophiles.

I'm sick of these men fucking these kids

'cause it's like these kids, you know?

They're stealing our jobs.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Sexual assault by an elite graduate could be consensual sex.”

Joke Type

reframe

Lines

setup- I hope you guys don't mind if I start with a light joke.

setupI went home with this guy the other night

setupand he started raping me.

setupBut then I looked up and I saw he had a Yale diploma

setuphanging over his bed and I was like,

punchline"Nah, he's fucking me."