Dallas Urban

Bucket Pull

Career avg·4.00 bits/set·4.00 beats/set·0.32 punch density·0.50 tag density·1 set

This set·4 bits·4 beats·0.32 punch density·0.50 tag density

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Skips to 59:43 in the episode

[Bit 1]

I went from 230 pounds to 185 pounds in a year and a half

because, yeah, we're working my ass off of stuff.

And the best thing that's happened to me

is fucking all those beautiful little fat white girls

and mixed-race kids over at Flugerville, y'all.

[Bit 2]

I'm telling you, little Trayvon McAllister needs a dad,

and I'm here for it.

He's gonna be a left tackle for a Super Bowl winning team and I'm here for it. Yo, I

Don't even give a fuck if they had yellow teeth

[Bit 3]

Man I don't understand how in sales exists man when those women exist

[Bit 4]

I'm just saying dude like I had one trust fund girl here and

My dick is not a block of cheese. It's more of a little smoky of anything like that. Why are you grading it? Oh?

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Weight loss implies health benefits, but reveals access to undesirable women.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupI went from 230 pounds to 185 pounds in a year and a half

setupbecause, yeah, we're working my ass off of stuff.

setupAnd the best thing that's happened to me

punchlineis fucking all those beautiful little fat white girls

tagand mixed-race kids over at Flugerville, y'all.