Tammy Bernal

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Career avg·2.00 bits/set·3.00 beats/set·0.41 punch density·1.33 tag density·1 set

This set·2 bits·3 beats·0.41 punch density·1.33 tag density

Watch Tammy Bernal’s set

Skips to 49:10 in the episode

[Bit 1]

I'll tell you, I'm wearing these jeans tonight

because when I tried them on, I could not get them back off.

But I will admit, I'm feeling a little sexy.

Shaved about three inches of my legs.

You're welcome to look, sir.

[Bit 2]

But I do have some exciting news.

I just got engaged.

Yeah.

I mean, it would be exciting if it was true.

I just wanted to know what it feel like to say that.

Y'all, I'm actually so single that I recently paid for a massage

just so somebody would touch me.

And when I got there, the masseuse asked me some questions.

It's like, "Ma'am, are there any areas you'd like us to avoid?"

"No, sir."

"Ma'am, are there any areas you'd like us to focus on?"

"Mm-hmm."

As a matter of fact,

- My name is Tammy Bernal, and if you liked

what you've seen here tonight, I would love for you

to follow me on Facebook, Instagram,

or maybe out to the parking lot.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Wearing jeans tonight implies a fashion choice, but reveals she cannot remove them.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupI'll tell you, I'm wearing these jeans tonight

punchlinebecause when I tried them on, I could not get them back off.

tagBut I will admit, I'm feeling a little sexy.

tagShaved about three inches of my legs.

tagYou're welcome to look, sir.