Chris Gerasimo

Bucket PullLarge Joke Book

Career avg·3.00 bits/set·5.00 beats/set·0.92 punch density·0.57 tag density·1 set

This set·3 bits·5 beats·0.92 punch density·0.57 tag density·Large Joke Book

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Skips to 20:02 in the episode

[Bit 1]

You nailed my last name.

Gerasimo.

Sounds like my dinos are from Jurassic Park.

Unfortunately, I have a neck long enough

to also be a dinos are from Jurassic Park.

Halfway that joke is where it depends

on where you're sitting.

This guy had the perfect view over here.

Careful, this is a splash zone,

[Bit 2]

but it's a Greek name.

You know, my people invented both democracy and anal.

Welcome Tony.

[Bit 3]

But it's a stereotype 'cause in ancient Greece,

the Spartans actually had gay sex

to help the armies team chemistry.

Think that fucking your boys makes you fight better.

How did they find that out?

And how embarrassing was it

and they realized there's like no correlation

between any of the boys being met or soldiers.

"If it was gay, I don't know."

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Gerasimo could be a Jurassic Park dinosaur.”

Joke Type

reframe

Lines

setupYou nailed my last name.

setupGerasimo.

punchlineSounds like my dinos are from Jurassic Park.