Set 11 · Episode 767
Keaton Womack
Bucket PullLarge Joke Book
Career avg·4.00 bits/set·4.00 beats/set·0.35 punch density·0.50 tag density·1 set
This set·4 bits·4 beats·0.35 punch density·0.50 tag density·Large Joke Book
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[Bit 1]
I'm from a military family.
I'm very proud of that.
My cousin is actually overseas right now.
He joined ISIS.
Now he's a viral star.
You can find all this stuff on LiveLeak.
[Bit 2]
I hear a lot of stories about students and teachers
having inappropriate relationships,
and I'm not gonna lie, when I hear that,
I get a little bit jealous.
You know, I think back, and I was a handsome guy.
Why couldn't that have happened for me
when I was a teacher?
[Bit 3]
You guys seen Crazy Rich Asians?
Anybody seen that?
Yeah, they're making a sequel.
It's called Crazy Poor Asians.
It's about Filipinos.
[Bit 4]
They're also making a movie about Hunter Biden.
It's called "White Lines Matter."
Bit 1 · Beat 1
Beat Details
Beat Premise
“"Overseas military service" implies the armed forces, but reveals joining ISIS.”
Joke Type
misdirectLines
setupI'm from a military family.
setupI'm very proud of that.
setupMy cousin is actually overseas right now.
punchlineHe joined ISIS.
tagNow he's a viral star.
tagYou can find all this stuff on LiveLeak.