Miranda Meadows

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Career avg·4.00 bits/set·4.00 beats/set·0.42 punch density·0.25 tag density·1 set

This set·4 bits·4 beats·0.42 punch density·0.25 tag density·Large Joke Book

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[Bit 1]

When I finger my girlfriend

on her period,

dude, my finger goes in like this

and it comes out like this.

And when I'm done with her, she'll be creep walking away.

[Bit 2]

When I was a kid, I used to have nightmares

and I'd pee the bed.

And recently I found out I'm a squirter.

So I think back to those times I had nightmares

and I'd pee the bed and I realized,

oh, I was just sleeping next to my uncle.

[Bit 3]

The uncle that molested me taught me a lot.

He taught me how to roll my R's

so that when I got older, I could say, "Rrrr, rape."

[Bit 4]

I was molested in the state of Michigan.

He touched me here.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Period fingering is like gang-sign initiation because both leave red fingers.”

Joke Type

analogy

Lines

setupWhen I finger my girlfriend

setupon her period,

setupdude, my finger goes in like this

punchlineand it comes out like this.

tagAnd when I'm done with her, she'll be creep walking away.