Set 8 · Episode 767
Orhuun Tammor
Bucket Pull
Career avg·2.00 bits/set·6.00 beats/set·0.88 punch density·0.67 tag density·1 set
This set·2 bits·6 beats·0.88 punch density·0.67 tag density
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[Bit 1]
- This comedy bit is gonna lose its potency
after a black guy, but I love fat girls so much.
I fucking love them.
And you guys are looking at me like, is it the blow jobs?
No, it's the love.
All right, I'm 33 years old.
I am fine being the pretty girl in the relationship
at this point.
[Bit 2]
Nothing, well actually I've dated someone
who's boyfriend before me killed himself.
That's the best.
Okay, I'm not saying go find a girl
and depress her boyfriend.
I'm saying if you did, it would be worth the time.
'Cause dude, every time you're sad, you get a blowjob.
So you don't kill yourself.
And it's like not normal blowjob,
like normal blowjob, you finish and then it ends.
This one, like, if you come, you're like, I'm done.
She's like, I'm not.
She does it till sadness comes out effervescently.
And that works with blow jaws, by the way.
Blow jaws comes out, then sadness, then blood,
if you keep going.
So you gotta stop between sadness and blood.
But after a while, it's dangerous,
'cause it's like every time you're horny, you get sad.
Like, Paolo's dick over there.
Bit 1 · Beat 1
Beat Details
Beat Premise
“Loving fat women implies a sexual motivation, but reveals genuine emotional attachment.”
Joke Type
misdirectLines
setup- This comedy bit is gonna lose its potency
punchlineafter a black guy, but I love fat girls so much.
setupAnd you guys are looking at me like, is it the blow jobs?
punchlineNo, it's the love.