Set 6 · Episode 767
Royal Oats
Bucket Pull
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[Bit 1]
Yeah, I don't know if you could tell by looking at me
in the cleavage that I'm showing right now,
but it's a lot of muscle up under here, right?
And you know the first thing they say about people
when they got muscles, right, is they on steroids.
And I don't have a problem with steroids,
because steroids is cool, right?
I have a problem with what they say about people on steroids,
right?
Like this one trick trying to come at me, and she was like,
I know your dick is shriveled up to this small
because of all the steroids you use.
And I had to correct her, right?
I was like, first of all, bitch, it's not your dick, they say.
It's your balls, right?
And I've never had sex with a woman when she--
I've never had sex with a woman, and she
She get on the phone with her homegirl the next day,
and she's like, "Ooh, hello?"
She's like, "Hello?" She's like, "Hey, bitch,
"what you doing, nothing? What you doing?
"Nothing? Did you fuck royal?"
She said, "And did?"
She said, "How was the dick?"
She said, "The dick was good, bud."
She said, "Uh-uh, bud, what, bitch?"
She said, "Bitch, he had small balls, right?"
I'm talking about balls, so small,
could've went to Vegas and shot dice
with them motherfuckers, okay?
Right? She said, "Here I am, being a--"
- Let me finish it.
- Thank you, let me finish your honor, let me finish.
Your honor, please, let me finish.
- Let me finish it.
She said, here I am being a freaky bitch,
trying to get tea bag and this nigga brought
salt and pepper packages.
Bit 1 · Beat 1
Beat Details
Beat Premise
“Steroids shrinking genitals implies the dick, but reveals it's actually the balls.”
Joke Type
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setupYeah, I don't know if you could tell by looking at me
setupin the cleavage that I'm showing right now,
setupbut it's a lot of muscle up under here, right?
setupAnd you know the first thing they say about people
setupwhen they got muscles, right, is they on steroids.
setupAnd I don't have a problem with steroids,
setupbecause steroids is cool, right?
setupI have a problem with what they say about people on steroids,
setupLike this one trick trying to come at me, and she was like,
setupI know your dick is shriveled up to this small
setupbecause of all the steroids you use.
setupAnd I had to correct her, right?
setupI was like, first of all, bitch, it's not your dick, they say.
punchlineIt's your balls, right?