Stephanie Ann

Bucket Pull

Career avg·3.00 bits/set·4.00 beats/set·0.38 punch density·0.50 tag density·1 set

This set·3 bits·4 beats·0.38 punch density·0.50 tag density

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Skips to 1:19:18 in the episode

[Bit 1]

I just got out of a 22-year lesbian relationship.

Not with a female, with a man who is a real bitch.

[Bit 2]

Now men say things to me like, "Whose pussy is this?"

I'm like, "I think it's mine."

I mean, if this pussy at 45 and I don't own it,

it better be a land contract or rent-to-own situation.

Otherwise, please, everyone give me a dollar tonight

me a dollar tonight to pay off this a firm loan, okay?

[Bit 3]

I've just lost a ton of weight with gastric sleeve surgery.

For those of you who don't know what gastric sleeve is,

it's where they surgically alter your stomach

to only hold four ounces of food.

But like, don't worry, boys, I can still fit

eight inches down my throat, okay?

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“A 22-year lesbian relationship implies a female partner, but reveals a man who acted like a woman.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupI just got out of a 22-year lesbian relationship.

punchlineNot with a female, with a man who is a real bitch.