Set 8 · Episode 759

Dedric Flynn

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Career avg·2.18 bits/set·4.36 beats/set·0.39 punch density·1.33 tag density·11 sets

This set·3 bits·6 beats·0.74 punch density·1.83 tag density

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[Bit 1]

I hate when you talk to somebody
and they say they got siblings and you only find out
There's only one or two of them niggas.
That's not siblings.
This is what's wrong with the country.
We need big family energy back in the goddamn states.
There's a certain thing you get when you get,
like we, I grew up in a townhouse.
We only grew up in a two bedroom town.
We all slept on one king size mattress, all six of us.
Nigga, wasn't no boogeyman.
Nigga, they,
we'll jump that nigga.
You know what I'm saying?
I wish a nigga would come haunt my sister dreams, nigga.
We'll jump that nigga.

[Bit 2]

There is a different kind of attitude you get,
'cause I grew up in the '90s with the big booty TV.
I survived the big booty TV remote wars of the '90s.
When we used to--when you get punched in the face
by a nigga that look just like you,
'cause he want to watch SpongeBob.
You didn't hear the remote.
Or if you better like me, if you real petty,
I'll take the batteries out that motherfucker.

[Bit 3]

The big booty TVs.
You remember the big booty TV?
The ones that doubled up as furniture.
You can put pictures of your family on top of it
and have plants grow down the side.
It's heard of big booty TVs.
The ones you can slap on the ass
to get them to work right like a good woman.
You know what I'm talking about?
The big booty TV.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

Two siblings could be barely a family.

Joke Type

reframe

Lines

setupI hate when you talk to somebody
setupand they say they got siblings and you only find out
setupThere's only one or two of them niggas.
punchlineThat's not siblings.
tagThis is what's wrong with the country.
tagWe need big family energy back in the goddamn states.
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