2026-03-10

Set 4 · Episode 759

Ty Marion

Bucket PullLarge Joke Book

Career avg·2.50 bits/set·3.50 beats/set·0.40 punch density·0.96 tag density·2 sets

This set·2 bits·3 beats·0.57 punch density·1.67 tag density

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Skips to 34:44 in the episode

[Bit 1]

Since my accident my dating life has sucked

The last summer before it happened man. I was fucking killing it

I was dating one girl told me she wanted me to talk more during sex

So I did.

And then she got mad and broke up with me.

And I was like, "I kind of think this is your fault

because when you told me you wanted me

to talk more during sex,

you should have specified that it was to you

and not on the phone."

- "But you called my dad!"

- I'm like, "Yeah, 'cause we're, like, cool, you know?

And I feel like you should have known that,

especially since your dad and I graduated together."

[Bit 2]

Another girl I dated, she played super hard to get.

And when we finally hooked up, it was at a church.

She just laid there and kept staring at me real weird.

So I had to put coins over her eyes.

Luckily though, she was Asian, so I only had to use pennies.

But if you can't tell, I'm a Jew.

So when I finished, I had to take them back.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Being told to talk during sex implies talking to the partner, but reveals making a phone call.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupSince my accident my dating life has sucked

setupThe last summer before it happened man. I was fucking killing it

setupI was dating one girl told me she wanted me to talk more during sex

setupSo I did.

setupAnd then she got mad and broke up with me.

setupAnd I was like, "I kind of think this is your fault

setupbecause when you told me you wanted me

setupto talk more during sex,

setupyou should have specified that it was to you

punchlineand not on the phone."

tag- "But you called my dad!"

tag- I'm like, "Yeah, 'cause we're, like, cool, you know?

tagAnd I feel like you should have known that,

tagespecially since your dad and I graduated together."