CoJack

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This set·2 bits·5 beats·0.33 punch density·0.20 tag density·Large Joke Book

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Skips to 14:06 in the episode

[Bit 1]

Hey, people keep asking me why I did Jig Paul Dirty in the 6th round.

I said, "Come on, bro, I'm not even British. Stop playing."

[Bit 2]

Rest in peace to George Foreman, boxing legend.

Died a couple months ago. You guys know George Foreman?

Notably known for naming all his kids George Foreman, even the girls.

But also the George Foreman grill.

I'm sure you all had a George Foreman grill, right?

I just moved into my new apartment.

I got a George Foreman grill, but I'm a little cheap,

so I got a knock-off version.

I got the George Floydman grill.

It's sort of like the George Foreman grill,

but you got to press down extra hard to get the grill marks.

I expected the grill marks to say BLT,

but it ends up saying BLM, and I'm just like,

what the fuck?

I use the counterfeit 20 to pay for it,

so I guess that's what I give.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Being blamed for a boxing betrayal implies involvement, but reveals a nationality alibi.”

Joke Type

misdirect

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setupHey, people keep asking me why I did Jig Paul Dirty in the 6th round.

punchlineI said, "Come on, bro, I'm not even British. Stop playing."