Diamond Debbie

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Career avg·5.00 bits/set·6.00 beats/set·0.70 punch density·0.17 tag density·1 set

This set·5 bits·6 beats·0.70 punch density·0.17 tag density·Large Joke Book

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Skips to 1:07:05 in the episode

[Bit 1]

- Old blue haired ladies, we know things.

By this age, I know when I had too much to drink.

I like you youngins, 'cause diapers leak, y'all.

[Bit 2]

I was a single mom with an only child,

and I highly don't recommend that to any youngins either.

If only I'd had a litter, surely one of them would have failed at life

and wanted to stay home and take care of me.

[Bit 3]

And what's all this about the T word? We had that T word back in the 60s, y'all.

Tomboy. Most of us grew out of it. The rest became y'all's gym teachers.

[Bit 4]

Well, I was looking for love in all the wrong places during the pandemic.

I mean, the nursing homes. But you know, the competition's pretty stiff.

There are women outlive men, and there's a lot of debbies in there.

I'm telling but by now even the guys with dementia after four or five times

They got it figured out. I'm not Debbie with the pop-out plate. Nah

Not me they can see me coming. They just call me Oh blue - well, that's it

[Bit 5]

When life beats you up and you got to start over like I'm always having to do I just say Jesus take my joystick

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Drunken self-awareness implies control, but reveals a leaking diaper.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setup- Old blue haired ladies, we know things.

setupBy this age, I know when I had too much to drink.

punchlineI like you youngins, 'cause diapers leak, y'all.