Floyd Jones

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Career avg·4.00 bits/set·6.00 beats/set·0.47 punch density·0.50 tag density·1 set

This set·4 bits·6 beats·0.47 punch density·0.50 tag density

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Skips to 37:05 in the episode

[Bit 1]

- So, are we just gonna act like Kanye wasn't a Nazi?

I don't know if you guys heard, he actually changed his name.

He's Kanye Auschwitz.

Yeah, Kanye, which is crazy.

He said he was done making music,

done making controversial statements.

He's actually gonna open a chain

of all-natural grocery stores.

He's gonna name it Trader Jews.

[Bit 2]

but I like the thought of restaurants just fucking up.

Like, I think it'd be cool if Olive Garden gave abortions,

you know, 'cause then their tagline could be,

"When you're here, you were almost family."

[Bit 3]

you guys thought I was Puerto Rican, I'm black,

I promise, I've got the paperwork.

I'll get 23 and Mead right now,

even though that just sounds like a cool movie

about Michael Jordan.

[Bit 4]

And so I like to go to sushi restaurants

'cause the waitress is never black.

And when she comes over, I go, hi,

could I get some salmon niggery?

And she's like, whoa, you mean niggery?

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“- So, are we just gonna act like Kanye wasn't a Nazi?”

Joke Type

elephant-in-the-room

Lines

punchline- So, are we just gonna act like Kanye wasn't a Nazi?