Holly Jensen

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Skips to 32:48 in the episode

[Bit 1]

Uh, so I'm actually from Salt Lake City, Utah.

I just moved here.

Um, and the first thing everybody always asks is if I'm Mormon.

I'm not. I'm Jewish.

Uh, but I did have a lot of Mormon boyfriends, uh, growing up.

The cool thing about Mormon boyfriends is they have some really weird rules.

Like, they won't drink coffee, but they will finger a Jew.

[Bit 2]

I've been having a hard time getting a job out here in Austin.

When I was in Salt Lake, I was a stripper.

Thank you. So much more supportive than my parents' savory shoes.

They hated the stuff that I would do at work.

Like, I loved showing up with googly eyes as pasties.

Turns out men don't like it when the tits stare back at them.

Like, one day, our DJ didn't show up,

so we had to dance to Pandora Radio...

...with the commercials on.

So I was just twerking on some old dude, like,

"Do you struggle with osteoporosis?"

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Being from Salt Lake City implies being Mormon, but reveals being Jewish.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupUh, so I'm actually from Salt Lake City, Utah.

setupUm, and the first thing everybody always asks is if I'm Mormon.

punchlineI'm not. I'm Jewish.