2026-02-17

Set 13 · Episode 756

Ari Matty

Bucket PullWhiteMan

Career avg·2.50 bits/set·4.20 beats/set·0.66 punch density·1.41 tag density·10 sets

This set·2 bits·3 beats·0.64 punch density·2.00 tag density

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[Bit 1]

So there were ice raids happening this weekend in Austin.

Holy shit.

As an immigrant, of course, I am anti-ice.

However, as soon as I get this green card,

Get these rapists out of my country.

That's the sort of dude I am.

Once I'm in, I pull the ladder up.

Fuck off, we're full.

[Bit 2]

I always thought I'm safe from ice 'cause I'm white,

but holy shit, things have changed.

They're shooting white women now.

The most valuable commodity in America.

God, I felt bad for that lady.

But then I watched the whole video.

It was about time a Karen got shot. You know what I'm saying?

Too much this is going on, you know?

This isn't right!

Stop the garbage!

- Only white people feel bad for her.

I asked all my black friends, they were like,

"Oh, shot by law enforcement?"

- Welcome to the game, baby.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Immigrant anti-ICE politics implies solidarity, but reveals ladder-pulling after legal status.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupSo there were ice raids happening this weekend in Austin.

setupAs an immigrant, of course, I am anti-ice.

setupHowever, as soon as I get this green card,

punchlineGet these rapists out of my country.

tagThat's the sort of dude I am.

tagOnce I'm in, I pull the ladder up.

tagFuck off, we're full.