CJ Kaiserman

Bucket PullMedium Joke Book

Career avg·3.00 bits/set·3.00 beats/set·0.29 punch density·0.33 tag density·1 set

This set·3 bits·3 beats·0.29 punch density·0.33 tag density·Medium Joke Book

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Skips to 32:52 in the episode

[Bit 1]

You know what degrading it is to have a homeless man put his

sign down when he sees your car pull up?

Hey, you guys too, huh?

Yeah, having me on my way here.

I pulled off on Fifth Street, and this homeless guy just--

ooh.

They'd be homeless, but they're not dumb.

I rolled my window down, tried giving him money.

He tried handing me a water bottle.

That's how bad it is for me, seriously.

[Bit 2]

I drive a really old, beat up 2002 Honda Sierra V.

It's been rear-ended probably as many times as Tony.

[Bit 3]

I'm also like dumb broke though. Like I won't even buy a Powerball ticket till it's at least at 1 billion

I'm gonna risk five bucks for 20 million dollars, you know, like it's not really gonna do for me

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Giving money to a homeless man implies charity, but reveals reverse pity.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupYou know what degrading it is to have a homeless man put his

setupsign down when he sees your car pull up?

setupYeah, having me on my way here.

setupI pulled off on Fifth Street, and this homeless guy just--

setupThey'd be homeless, but they're not dumb.

setupI rolled my window down, tried giving him money.

punchlineHe tried handing me a water bottle.

tagThat's how bad it is for me, seriously.