2026-02-17

Set 7 · Episode 756

Dedric Flynn

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Career avg·2.18 bits/set·4.36 beats/set·0.39 punch density·1.33 tag density·11 sets

This set·3 bits·6 beats·0.46 punch density·0.83 tag density

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[Bit 1]

Sir, what do you know about buying $200 worth

of pregnancy tests so you can pee on them, sir?

Because you know you can't get pregnant,

you just really need the good news right now.

[Bit 2]

Sir, what do you know about pretending to be gay

with your best friends so y'all can go to couples therapy

because it's cheaper that way?

[Bit 3]

Sir, what you know about having a spider

that live in your room and this nigga is not your pet.

This nigga is not your pet, but you can't kill the spider

'cause you got a white girlfriend

and she like the spiders keep out the bugs

and it's in the injury point.

So then you chat GPT what kind of spider it is

only to find out it's a black widow.

Nigga, I can't kill a black mom.

I have one of those.

And my dad, dad, this spider is my mom.

but I treat her like a black mom.

We go to church every Sunday.

We don't go into the church.

They won't let you in with the spider on your hand.

They think you the devil.

So I just--we just--I just go by her window seal

and we play Kirk Franklin, and then she put what she want to read

in the Bible and her web like, "Charlize Webb."

You know what I'm talking about, "Charlize Webb"?

What's the--what's the pig's name from the book?

Wilbur. This nigga can't read.

This nigga can't read, and he's a liar.

He just wanted to fit in.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“A negative pregnancy test could be guaranteed good news.”

Joke Type

reframe

Lines

setupSir, what do you know about buying $200 worth

setupof pregnancy tests so you can pee on them, sir?

setupBecause you know you can't get pregnant,

punchlineyou just really need the good news right now.