Nicholas Sepaglia

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Career avg·1.00 bits/set·2.00 beats/set·0.15 punch density·0.00 tag density·1 set

This set·1 bit·2 beats·0.15 punch density·0.00 tag density·Large Joke Book

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[Bit 1]

I was at the bar the other day, just getting a drink.

And this big group of ladies came.

It was a bachelorette party,

and it was like a big group of ladies.

Because it was like a gaggle of bitches.

So so many and I'm just sitting there minding my own business at the bar having a drink

And one of them comes over and orders a drink and then looks at me and goes

You should shave your face. You look like a rapist

And I just yelled there said yeah, you look like a victim

But don't worry, I'm not into fat chicks,

and she was clearly anorexic, so...got her again.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Calling someone a rapist implies an appearance insult, but reveals a victim comeback.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupI was at the bar the other day, just getting a drink.

setupAnd this big group of ladies came.

setupIt was a bachelorette party,

setupand it was like a big group of ladies.

setupBecause it was like a gaggle of bitches.

setupSo so many and I'm just sitting there minding my own business at the bar having a drink

setupAnd one of them comes over and orders a drink and then looks at me and goes

setupYou should shave your face. You look like a rapist

punchlineAnd I just yelled there said yeah, you look like a victim