
KT #756 - JIM NORTON + IAN FIDANCE
2026-02-17
Set 10 · Episode 756
Young
Bucket Pull
Career avg·1.00 bits/set·3.00 beats/set·0.26 punch density·0.13 tag density·2 sets
This set·1 bit·4 beats·0.36 punch density·0.25 tag density
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[Bit 1]
Oh, you know, as I'm learning more about this country in English,
I realize everything's better when it's white.
For example, a normal person just lives in the house,
but the most powerful person lives in the white house.
White-collar jobs are better than blue-collar jobs.
They're more intellectual and pay more.
White lives are better than other lives
because they come from good intentions.
I'll be some sort of white.
Even Diddy knows white is better.
Diddy used to host white parties in Hollywood.
Best parties you can ever find.
You can only wear white in that party, right?
They got A-list celebrities, unlimited baby oil.
And guess what? When he's arrested,
not white enough to get pardoned by the White House.
Bit 1 · Beat 1
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“A white house could be the powerful house.”
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setupOh, you know, as I'm learning more about this country in English,
setupI realize everything's better when it's white.
setupFor example, a normal person just lives in the house,
punchlinebut the most powerful person lives in the white house.